The "Put on a Smile for Obama" kit

You know the inauguration of the Big O is just about 12 days away.

Here is a little suggestion on how to keep a smile on your face throughout that whole tedious debacle and for the next four years.

Citizen Happiness Kit

NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS!

All citizens will now be required to look happy while watching the inauguration. This is mandatory for all citizens.

The Obama-approved supplies will be provided to each citizen at little or no cost.

* Low taxes getting to you?
* Feeling stressed?
* Too many tax cuts and not enough federal spending?


Here is the new low-cost, Obama-approved solution to cope with the lack of spreading around the wealth by the current administration.

Each Citizen will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands.

See Fig 1.

(Fig 1.)

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

(Fig. 2)

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

(Fig 3.)

Enjoy the inauguration day citizen. This new equipment will help you reach the end of a disasterous four years with a smile on your face!

You can smile like
The President Elect too.