Utter Randomness

Then, there was an earth shattering KA-BOOM,
and the Fluffster lost all nine lives.
He shat himself to death.

Sheep and Sheeple?
I think I see where this
sheep thing came from.

As a photographer you must
always compose your shot carefully.

Hence, you may get your banana sling in the shot.
This will lead to some very amusing nicknames.